1.

Robbie, 23, from Harrisburg Pennsylvania, is unhappy with his slim body and sophisticated appearance. Despite residing in the national home of chocolate, he has always been thinly built. With his slimline shoulders and chiselled abs, his bespoke tailored suits from Edwing Joseph fit him perfectly. He is the picture of sartorial elegance as he strolls down main street, tight buttocks perfectly lined in silk. But, more and more he has become aware that the girls are no longer looking at him the way that they used to, especially his long time girlfriend, Sarah.

Sarah, like many young women, has become more interested in the larger male form. Taking her cues from the homosexual gainer trend that is sweeping the nations gays; she no longer finds muscular pecs and rock solid thighs attractive. All she desires now are big round bellies, soft buttocks, and swollen moobs. Poor Robbie, though, despite trying to please his girlfriend, hasn’t been able to keep up with the latest fashions and appearances. Now desperate, through fear of being dumped, he has sought the help of Bryan and Ryan from the Queer Eye team.

Can Bryan and Ryan turn this young graceful and stylish former male beauty into the fat uncouth slob of Sarah’s dreams? Or will it be the last romantic dinner for this relationship? Stay tuned to find out!

“Hi, I’m Bryan, and this is Ryan, and we’re here in the home of Hershey chocolate, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, to meet Robbie, a slender 23 year old with an unfortunate tendency of being unable to gain weight.”

“Hi Guys!”

“So Robbie, tell us, why do you want to be fat and sexy?”

“Well Ryan, I’m just super fed up with none of the girls in town paying any attention to me anymore. A few years back, when I was a high school senior, all of the girls wanted me. I was a running back, and I was on the athletics team. All of the cheerleaders used to only want to talk to me…”

“Is that when you met Sarah?”

“Yes Bryan. Sarah was the sexiest cheerleader at our school. We fell head over heels for each other. She means everything to me, and now I’m so scared that I’m going to lose her!”

“Because you’re too slim and well dressed?”

“Yes! I have tried to gain weight and dress more casually, but I just can’t seem to be able to do it! I go into a restaurant and order the burger, but end up just picking the salad leaves out of it and eating them. I even bought some baggy shorts and t-shirts, but I can’t even bring myself to wear them around the house, let alone go outside looking like that!”

“Oh dear, wasting food like that is a real amateur mistake.”

“What about your friends? What fashion trends are they following nowadays?”

“They’re all huge! My best friend Mikey has gained the biggest beer belly I’ve ever seen. It’s so big and round and firm. It hangs inches over the waistline of his pants and bounces violently with every step he takes. I don’t know how he’s done it? Oh God, I hope Sarah doesn’t leave me for Mikey!”

“It’s ok Robbie, you’ve got us now, and we’re going to turn you into the biggest sloppiest blob of lard that you’ve ever seen! Isn’t that right Ryan?”

“Yes Bryan! Young Robbie here, may be lost and hopeless right now but we’ll soon have him bursting out of that awful slim-fit suit and into the baggiest and scruffiest set of beer and chocolate stained triple xl loungewear that Harrisburg has ever seen!”

“Oh, I do hope so! Sarah will be so pleased!”

2.

“So, myself and Ryan and Robbie, are here at Burger Yum on North Second Street in Downtown Harrisburg. Robbie, I see you are still wearing that god awful tailored suit?”

“It’s my favorite suit. That’s why I wore it to be on TV.”

“Oh dear, Bryan. He hasn’t got the hang of this at all yet. Explain to Robbie what we are here to do.”

“Well quite simply, Robbie, we are staying here until you eat enough burgers to tear a hole in the side of that suit!”

“But it’s hand stitched!”

“Then you are going to have to work extra hard. Do you want Sarah to dump you?”

“No! I guess I can give it a go for her.”

“That’s the spirit Robbie!”

“Now Bryan, what shall we order for him?”

Bryan and Ryan ordered Robbie: Three Double Burger Yum Cheeseburgers ($8.09 each) with yellow American cheese, lettuce, tomato, and yum sauce. Two additional Single Burger Yum Classics ($5.48 each) with lettuce, tomato, and yum sauce. 5 portions of 100% organic, antibiotic free, hormone, and steroid free Chicken Yum ($5.99 each) served on a martins potato bun with lettuce, pickles, and buttermilk herb mayo. Three all natural beef New York Dogs ($4.47 each) with kraut and mustard. Four all natural beef Texas Chilli Cheese Dogs ($4.97 each) with chilli and cheese. To these mains Bryan and Ryan added: six portions of Regular Hand Cut Fries seasoned with sea salt ($3.50 each) and five large Hershey’s Ice Cream Shakes, spun fresh daily and made to order, all natural sugar, gluten-free ($5.25 a piece).

In total, Robbie’s calorific Burger Yum feast cost a very reasonable $145.72 excluding tip, which Robbie was told not to pay due to his expected new selfish fat boy behavior.

Burger Yum, 400 North Second Street, Downtown Harrisburg. For all of your stuffing and gaining requirements!

“So, how are you feeling now, Robbie?”

“I’m *burp* fucking stuffed!”

“Mind your language please, Robbie, we will have to bleep that out, this is a family show.”

“Urrrpppp!!! Sorry!”

“Look at his straining stomach though, Bryan. He’s not fat yet, but my God, is he stuffed!”

“Absolutely, Ryan! Look how his once flat stomach curves upwards and out!”

“Am I right, Bryan, in spotting that he has undone his pants in order to make room for his expanding gut?”

“I don’t think you are, Ryan. I think that the hand sewn button flew off after only the fourth burger!”

“Oh wow! And has the hem of his pants split? That’s the main question that our viewers want us to answer!”

“Indeed it has, Bryan! Look here down on his left side. There is at least a three inch gap allowing us to see his tight boxers, straining thigh, and just a smidgen of his expanding butt cheek!”

“Oh wow! The first mission is a complete success! Congratulations Robbie!”

“Ugh, it hurts so much! I think I’ve got the meat sweats!”

“You certainly have, Robbie! Now Bryan, what's next for Robbie?”

“Well, Ryan, Robbie will be accompanied home by our specialist Queer Eye for the Fat Guy dietician who will help him to adapt to his new special calorie controlled Burger Yum based diet. We will then catch up with him in three weeks time at DXL Big and Tall menswear store at 4640 High Pointe Boulevard, here in Harrisburg, in order to measure his success and fit him with that all important new outfit!”

“I can’t wait to see how much he grows, Bryan!”

“Me neither, Ryan! We will do that straight after these short words from our sponsor.”

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3.

“Hi Ryan, and welcome to DXL Big and Tall menswear store in the nation’s chocolate capital, Harrisburg, Pennsylvania!”

“It’s great to be here, surrounded by so many big sexy men, Bryan!”

“Indeed it is, Ryan. Oversized clothing stores are the best place for shopping for the sexiest eye candy!”

“They sure are, Bryan! Do you think that we will be able to put Robbie in the eye candy bracket when he arrives?”

“I sure hope so! But I am not so certain that he really has the appetite required for the growth that Sarah wishes to see.”

“Oh yeah, that’s right, Ryan. If Robbie doesn’t gain enough weight, especially around his abdomen and rear then it may be bye bye Sarah!”

“Do you have your trusted scales and tape measure, Bryan? We are definitely going to need to check out this one!”

“Of course! Look, here he comes now!”

“Hi guys!”

“Oh wow Robbie! Look at you!”

“What do you think guys? My belly and ass sure feel much fatter!”

“They sure are, Robbie! Look how your belly curves out from under your shirt. I can see so much new skin! And are they stretch marks I see curving their way up those lush new love handles?”

“Hehe, yeah! I noticed them only last week!”

“Well, Ryan, Robbie sure is looking swell! Look at how his rounded out gut protrudes over his pants! Look at how he can’t even pull his pants up over his new soft chubby ass! Those cheeks are looking so fluffy and round!”

“Yes, Bryan, and look at how his once clean white shirt is stretched and strained by his new soft moobs. It looks so tight! And see here; constant irremovable sweat stains under his flabby arm pits! He really is growing into a proper fat boy!”

“Then I guess it’s time to get him out of that tattered and ruined suit and measure him up for his new improved sexy outfit!”

“Definitely Bryan!”

Robbie will be taken to our special Queer Eye for the Fat Guy measuring stage which we have set up out the front of DXL Big and Tall menswear so that all of the other rotund customers can see and join in with Robbie’s celebration.

“So Robbie, are you ready for the big moment?”

“Yes Ryan, I am!”

“Let me just hook the tape measure under your overhang. Ohh, it feels so sweaty and musky down there. 46 inches! You have a 46 inch waist, congratulations!”

“Oh wow! That’s amazing! Thank you, Bryan!”

“Now let’s see that belly circumference. Remember that it is important to place the tape measure just above the belly button while the man is standing in order to get an accurate measurement. 62.5 inches! Wow, you got fat! You’re one of our fastest gainers ever!”

“Oh, surely not! I can’t be? My belly can’t be that big?”

“Well it is Robbie! Now, before Bryan weighs you, tell us, how did it go with the new diet?”

“Well, Ryan, I found it hard going, you know, eating so much for the first day, but after that it became like second nature! I ate everything that Rachel, that’s erm the dietician, told me to, and still found myself feeling hungry at the end of the day.”

“You ate all of the yummy burgers from Burger Yum and you were still hungry?”

“Yes, Ryan. I ate over twenty burgers from Burger Yum every day, alongside loads of orders of their Chicken Yum with the delicious buttermilk herb mayo…”

“Did you not have any of their fine selection of dogs?”

“Of course! I ate like ten Texas Chilli Cheese Dogs every day, cos they were my favorite, but I also liked both the New York Dog and BBQ Dog. As a midday snack I also had 50 pieces of their Yummies, crispy pieces of hand breaded chicken breast for only $45.54!”

“And you were still hungry?”

“Hehe yeah, so I snuck a dozen Krispy Kremes to bed with me each night. Sorry! I know I was only supposed to eat Burger Yum!”

“That’s fine, Robbie. That’s just fine! You’ve really gained a fantastic gainer brain in a very short amount of time!”

“Oh thank you, Ryan! That’s so kind of you to say. I can’t wait to find out how much I weigh!”

“Let’s get you on the scales then!”

“Yes Ryan, it’s time for the moment of truth. How much do you think you weigh, Robbie?”

“I would guess that I’m about 230 lbs.”

“Well, Robbie, you’re actually 318.7 lbs! Look at that reading on the scale!”

“Erm, I can’t see, my belly’s in the way!”

“Well, then you will have to just trust us Robbie!”

“Oh, I do! I trust you both. You’ve done a wonderful job! I’m so fat and happy!”

“That’s great to hear, isn’t it Ryan? However, our job is not done yet. We need to get Robbie back in DXL Big and Tall menswear store and set him up in a sexy new outfit! We will then catch up with both Robbie and his girlfriend Sarah in a month’s time at their home to see how Robbie is doing and see if the new fat has indeed smoothed their relationship.”

“I can’t wait for that, Bryan!”

“Me neither, Ryan!”

4.

“Welcome back, and welcome to Robbie’s house. We are here with him in his living room in delicious Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, the home of Hershey!”

“It’s very nice to see you both again.”

“Thank you, Robbie. And may I say on behalf of myself, Bryan, and the rest of the Queer Eye for a Fat Guy team, just how well you are looking!”

“Aww, that’s so nice of you to say, Ryan. I feel wonderful!”

“Doesn’t he look wonderful, Bryan?”

“He sure does! His belly is at least twice as big and heavy as the last time that we saw it. See how it slowly heaves up and down with every heavy breath he takes?”

“I do see that! Do you also see just how wide and dumpy his love handles and muffin top are now? They hang inches over the sides of those sexy knee length sweatpants that you selected for him!”

“How do you like your new outfit and look, Robbie?”

“I love it! Wearing only knee length elasticated sweatpants all day is so relaxing and relieving! I can’t believe I used to wear that stupid tight suit, it was so restrictive!”

“And do you even go out in your sweatpants? I know that before you were loath to go out in anything less than a fully tailored three piece suit.”

“Oh, absolutely! I don’t even ever wear a t-shirt. It’s much better to let my massive belly and moobs breathe and catch some sun. And people pay attention to me again now! Everyone looks at me when I waddle down the street. Not just the girls, the boys too!”

“Talking about that, Robbie, you actually have a surprise for us. We were expecting to meet you and your girlfriend, Sarah, but who is that sitting next to you?”

“This, Bryan, is my boyfriend Mikey. We’ve been together for the last month.”

“Is that the same, Mikey, who used to be your best friend?”

“We’re still best friends, Bryan, the very best! It’s just that we have sex now too!”

“What happened to Sarah? You said that you were so in love with her and that you were terrified that she was going to dump you! Wasn’t that why you decided to come on the show? Why you decided to gain and get so impressively fat?”

“It was my initial motivation, but when I got home and saw how thin she was I suddenly lost all interest in her. To make it worse, she loved the new me. She pawed all over my swollen belly constantly. She became so needy of my fat that it was a complete turn off, so I dumped her.”

“And immediately went out with Mikey instead?”

“Hell yeah! Look how huge and round his beer belly is! It’s so fat yet firm, and it only keeps growing with every beer he chugs!”

“So you’re gay and fat now, Robbie?”

“Yes Ryan, I guess I am! You guys were right all along. Fat men are the most desirably sexy creatures on the planet! I can’t believe that I wasted so many years being thin, trying to look good, and chasing girls! All I wanna do now is hang out on the sofa with my fat ass boyfriend and eat till I feel like I’m gonna burst! That’s pretty much all we do. Eat and have sex. You could both join us if you like?”

“Well there you have it, Bryan. Fat men are the sexiest creatures in the world. No one can disagree with that. Another successful show I would say.”

“Indeed it has been. Robbie has not only expanded his waist and belly way past the measurements that we took last month but he is clearly closing in on 400 lbs! He’s clearly one very fat and happy sex crazed gay boy!”

“Next week we will be meeting nineteen year old Kenny from Rochester, New York. Kenny wants a huge balloon shaped pot belly but only gains weight on his thighs. Join us then to see if we can help Kenny as well as we’ve helped Robbie. Say goodbye, Robbie.”

“Goodbye!”

♫Gaining fat is easy cos our burgers are so greazy! Burger Yum, Burger Yum. Don’t have a coronary and die from eating all our fries, cos gaining fat is easy cos our burgers are so greazy!♫

Burger Yum: 400 North 2nd Street, Harrisburg, PA, 17110. Where all that matters is how many burgers you can eat!