A hypnotic manual for gaining weight.

Congratulations for choosing to buy Eat. Eat. Eat. Repeat. The Hypnotic Weight Gain Experience from Surplus Incorporated. We are so pleased that you have chosen to gain weight with us!

Our hypnotic treatment plan has been professionally developed by experienced weight gain scientists from the nation’s top universities and has been specifically developed to meet your individual need to gain weight and grow an extremely large belly.

Our plan is suitable for people of all body types and ages from 16 to 70. So whether you are currently an anorexic bag of bones, just pain skinny, rather thin, of average build, slightly chubby, or already a proper porker our hypnotic plan suits you!

Purposeful weight gain has been described in the popular press as a fad, a young person’s trend, a fashion, and even a sexual kink! Well, it is all of these things and so much more! Gaining is a lifestyle choice that has made thousands of people happier, healthier, and all round better people. So whether you want to gain just a few pounds, grow a pot belly, swell out your ass and thighs, bloat your stomach, form a beer belly, increase your chest size, or simply become a massive bed-ridden superchub, we’ve got the solution for you!

Gaining is a highly pleasurable and enjoyable sensual experience. It increases body positivity, which in turn can reduce anxiety and depression, as you grow into the person that you always wanted to be. When you become a more positive person with a huge swollen gut you become free to feel the pleasure of consuming as much as you want all of the time!

Gaining fat can even increase sexual arousal. This can be enjoyed singularly as well as in a partnership or other relationship type. Impress your sexual partner(s) with your new soft, bloated form and sensuous curves! Who doesn’t want to be a huge fat man with a giant swollen belly supported by a continuous boner? Certainly not you!

Other benefits of gaining are:

• Soft swollen feet and toes with a padded underside making standing and waddling more comfortable.

• Hugely fat and strong tree trunk legs.

• Thick soft sensitive inner thighs.

• Massive round globular buttocks that make sitting even more comfortable.

• A thick fat pad.

• An enormous belly. (Available in many different shapes).

• Enlarged breasts.

• Softer shoulders.

• Thick squishy fat-laden arms.

• Puffed-out hands and fingers.

• Less neck.

• Double or even triple chins.

• Pudgy chipmunk cheeks and an all round bigger face.

By listening to the soothing Eat .Eat. Eat. Repeat. Hypnotic Plan, you can grow a pudgy pot belly, a bloated ball belly, a beer barrel belly, a hard tight swollen belly, or even a big soft low-hanging belly! The options are as endless as your appetite!

All you have to do is relax, listen, and fill your face!

Eat. Eat. Eat. Repeat. works by painting mental images in your mind of a bigger, fatter, happier you. It encourages the release of ghrelin in your stomach. Ghrelin is the chemical that your stomach produces when it is empty. It is this chemical that causes you to feel hunger. Our aim (and your aim) is to encourage the stomach to produce more ghrelin even when it is full, encouraging and allowing you to keep consuming. Our research shows that a person whose stomach creates just one third more ghrelin than average can more than double their daily caloric intake! In a study of more than 100 Eat. Eat. Eat. Repeat. customers we discovered that ghrelin production increased by over 62% in over 75% of regular users! No wonder our customers are so very fat and satisfied!

But it doesn’t stop there. Unfortunately your stomach also produces a much more negative chemical called leptin. Leptin is the chemical that sends messages to your brain telling you that you are full, and hence discouraging you from eating more. Boo! Fortunately our plan helps to block the production of leptin. By blocking this unnatural chemical you stop those pesky signals to the brain telling you to stop eating, allowing those amazing synapses of yours to focus on gobbling up even more ghrelin! No wonder you are going to become fat and heavy as fuck! You lucky bastard!

It’s the combination of these effects that causes you to triple your caloric intake from its current level within only five weeks of starting the plan!

Eat. Eat. Eat. Repeats’ aim is to take you from three to six to nine round meals a day. It will also help you to increase portion sizes, eat quicker, add extra toppings, and snack more in between feasts. Afterall a day spent eating is a day worth living.

You can listen on our app, use our 24 hour circular podcast, or even listen to our CD package (for all you skinny ass old people out there!).

Eat. Eat. Eat. Repeat. works equally well whether you are sleeping, resting, relaxing, being a couch potato, working from home, sunbathing, or of course eating! In fact we encourage you to always listen to the plan everytime you eat in order to get the best results. Your waistline will only thank you as you add inches and inches of sexy fat layers to your ever expanding gut!

We know that you already have the need to greed so why are you still reading this? Go grab as much food as possible, plug in, and indulge in the best, most gratifying, and most fattening time of your life. Do it now! You want to be a human balloon don’t you?

Eat. Eat. Eat. Repeat. Nothing else matters.

Legal notes:

Eat. Eat. Eat. Repeat. works best in combination with an unhealthy diet. Swallowing as many processed, high calorie, high sugar, highly saturated foods consumed as possible in the shortest amount of time is highly recommended. Increasing your daily caloric intake before starting the treatment increases outcomes. If you have any questions about following such an unhealthy diet please don’t hesitate to fail to contact your doctor or to not speak with a medical professional. You can always call our contact centre on 0800 EAT EAT EAT REPEAT. The first 500 people to call will receive a free food hamper stuffed with chocolate, chips, and candy, worth $180.

Potential side effects of gaining vast amounts of weight are an increased risk of heart disease, kidney failure, liver damage, diabetes, multiple cancers, depression, anxiety, loneliness, debilitation, loss of independence, loss of mobility, disability, and premature death.